Why We Bring Humor to Trading (And Sing About It, Too!)

Learning about trading fundamentals like risk management, proper sizing, and chart reading can feel a bit like memorizing tax codes—essential but, let’s be honest, dry. So, at our trade rooms, we’ve made it our mission to bring in some humor, light-heartedness, and even a bit of musical entertainment to the table.

Enter our AI songs, “Just Suck Less” and “Double Down Donkey.”

Let’s take a closer look, and listen, 🎧👂🎶 to these two silly tunes that bring a bit of rhythm and wit to some valuable trading principles:

Just Suck Less: This song is a playful spin on the idea of improvement. Getting better each day can feel like a lot to ask when you’re deep in the charts or managing risk. But what if the bar were lower? Instead of aiming to be perfect, we’re just aiming to “suck less.” Make fewer mistakes, manage losses better, maybe even pull back on impulse trades. It’s a reminder that small, incremental changes add up, and if you’re making fewer mistakes each day, you’re already moving in the right direction.

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Double Down Donkey: This tune is a fun cautionary anthem against the urge to “double down” when things go south—a strategy that too often leads to deeper losses. Whether it’s martingale or simply piling on losing trades, this song highlights the trouble with chasing after bad trades. It’s a catchy reminder to avoid the pitfall of doubling down when it’s time to reassess.

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These songs aren’t just meant to teach—they’re designed to make you laugh, shake your head, and give you something to hum throughout the day. Because while trading can be tough, it doesn’t have to be dull.

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